New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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