I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
accomplished twins. life is a go
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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