I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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