O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
