He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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