please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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