i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Randomize
