? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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