tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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