I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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