4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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