The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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