i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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