I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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