I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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