You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so let's talk penis.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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