I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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