I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
