Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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