margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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