It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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