At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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