You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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