a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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