i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
