mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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