I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
