I want to stick my p in your. b.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's rum buckets o'clock
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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