Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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