the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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