Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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