like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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