do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
we're making bets on your personal life
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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