Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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