I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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