It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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