I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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