Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm really busy with my period
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