I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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