apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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