I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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