Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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