So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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