haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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