Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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