You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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