I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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