the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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