Nicole vs. Life
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I feel like abortions should bother me more
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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