Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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