I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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