yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
They are going to name an STD after you.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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