i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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