ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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