Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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